Junk Yummy

a racially diverse curvaceous female behind.

"check out that girl's junk yummy." or "Jennifer Lopez is famous for her junk yummy."

by simplylena September 08, 2009

Junk Jealous

A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.

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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

junk squad

The Drug Enforcement Agency, otherwise known as the D.E.A.

It's the junk squad! Haul ass!

by Postulate 3 July 29, 2006

junk show

see junk-show

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up

by Bret February 28, 2004

Junk in the trunk

1. A really nice ass, usually affiliated with black women.
2. Sex

1. Damn that chicks got some junk in the trunk!

2. ... I put my junk in her trunk...

by MaximumOverdrive October 18, 2008

junk food

anything with packs of lard in it

1.chips are junk food
2.lardy delich is junk food

by ampoo May 21, 2003

Crunk Junk

Alcoholic beverages or drugs of such poor quality their use is only acceptable while crunk, or to reach a state of crunkenness.

Dude, that nasty 100-proof peppermint schnapps you bought is crunk junk!

by Mount P February 06, 2006