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Joseph

someone who is named this isn't even a guy, it's just a sexuality, a synonym for homosexual. if this is your name, then you are gay. Also you are probably a snitch lmao.
"Dang is that Joseph?"
"No that's just gay."
"I know!"
by EggrollPredator July 30, 2020
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Joseph

Joseph, also known as Joe, may be intimidating when you first see him as he is nearly 6 feet tall and only a teen, but if you’re new at your school, don’t try to avoid him because eventually he’ll just come to you! He’s most definitely a player at times but once he meets the right one he’s ALL in. He’s probably the most competitive person you will meet but doesn’t mean to come across as “snooty.” He can be short-tempered but most certainly doesn’t mean to be. He really can’t hold a grudge for long and if you really matter to him will break down and apologize. If there is a Joe in your life don’t let him go.
I think that Joseph likes me, he’s wants me to sit by him.”
Wait what? Me too!”
by -Sunflower- April 28, 2020
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Joseph

A person who always looks emo, is always depressed, and is most likely to school shoot a school
RUN! ITS JOSEPH!!!
by joloboy February 13, 2018
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Joseph

Joseph goes by his actual name or people call him joe. He doesn’t mind what you call him. On the outside joe seems like this tough “i don’t care about anything” kind of person. Well that’s until you actually get to know him. On the inside joe is this really sweet, funny, and surprisingly shy guy. He never seemed like a shy person but it turned out that he is. His eyes, he has thes gorgeous blue eyes. They’re the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen and I’m not exaggerating one bit. And he has these adorable freckles too. Over text he really makes an effort to talk to you but if your someone who makes him shy in person, make sure that you go out of your way to talk to him first to break the ice or else nothing will ever be said in person. He’s a soccer player and a wrestler. He’s strong. I’m so glad I got to meet Joseph. I love our talks even if some of them are short but it’s definitely worth it.
Joseph has these amazing/ magical eyes.
by Khelanilove September 23, 2017
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Joseph

A RETARDED BURNT COCA PUFFS NIGGA WHO EATS GOATS IN HIS TREE HOUSE.
Joseph is your everyday burnt nigga walking down the hood were me and my mexican niggas be living.
by PUSSY4BOSS December 18, 2017
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Joseph

A boy who chats more shit than jay from inbetweeners
Says he gets girls but doesn’t and really cries about his the girl he wishes he had
Extremely skinny and ugly
Biggest waffles known to man
Yh that’s Joseph he couldn’t stop waffling about all the girls he gets even though he can only bench 10kg
by Archie Donavon October 17, 2019
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Joseph

A guy that takes girls virginities, and dips when she thinks shes pregnant. With a REALLY small penis. And doesn't know when hes inside a girl
Joseph fucked her on a sink and he didn't know if he was in or not
by Sexyassmothafucka October 1, 2012
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