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John

But of a twat innit
Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit
by John Lenon2234 May 5, 2018
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john

John is a guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings. John is also someone who has anger issues and when he is angry you do not want to mess with him or you could end up hurt and when that happens you you would never want to be near him ever again and if you get on his good side he will be nice just don't make him angry.
john can be nice but also mean
by the man 22343 November 21, 2018
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John

Someone's name
"Hey John how are you"

"Good"

"Ok"
by Failed Austrian artist March 10, 2022
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John

A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend
by Sapsucker March 3, 2019
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John

John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch
Fuck you jhon
Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe
by Manuellover69420 March 17, 2023
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John

John
Stand: killer queen
A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession
by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018
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John

This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.

Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble

John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
by Joguan 69420 November 14, 2019
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