wet jets

to have diaherria

the mexican food was so hot it gave me the wet jets!

by calavera1102 June 05, 2009

jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel

Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy

by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017

Scram-Jetting

The act of using a cars boost in a way that you would use the "Scram-Jet's" boost.

I am (Scram-Jetting).

by LeanBongo June 09, 2021

Jet Ass

When someone has an uncontrollable case of diarrhea and sprays like someone who drank a bottle of laxatives.

Harry from Dumb and Dumber had some pretty bad Jet Ass.

by dumbdorelele October 04, 2012

Jet exhaust

The feeling of letting loose a long, no cheek clapping fart after consuming prodigious amounts of Mexican, hot sauce, or other spicy foods, comparable to a jet fighter, a straight column of what feels like fire will exit your bootyhole leading to a burning sensation, usually followed by fire shits

Bruh, I had straight jet exhaust after Taco Bell last night
Ya think? You melted a porcelain fucking toilet!

by Cockyrooster1135 April 05, 2019

Jet leaded

Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday

I forgot that I saw that document, I must have been Jet leaded

by Rogue Two June 07, 2023

Dookie Jet

When the minute you stop squeezing your ass cheeks it all comes out at once. Nice.

“Yo that was a wicked shit, 100% a dookie jet”

by Sir Plop March 09, 2020