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Jessie

An Evil genius. Has red hair..... Like Satan. The first time she meets you, she's already sized you up and has a plan to destroy everything you love in life and she can and will do it, no matter who the victim is.... Unless, you are her sister or boyfriend, then her powers don't work on you. She's still says really mean things tho. But won't follow thru with those 2 people. At the same time, she's tremendously loyal to the people she's loyal to and will do anything to protect them. She loves her dogs... #Fearless #Ruthless #evilgenius
DONT EVER MAKE HER MAD
Do you see that guy sleeping in the dumpster? He used to live in a mansion....had a good job...a pretty wife.....then he pissed off Jessie...Hes lucky she let him have that dumpster to sleep in.

What happened to that girl who's all bloody on the ground?

She said something rude about Jessies sister and Jessie pumbled her to the ground and curb-stomped her head into the sidewalk. Then took a video of all her teeth laying next to her face and posted it on Facebook for all to laugh at
by Analhag September 23, 2019
mugGet the Jessiemug.

jessy

just an awesome guy with a fucked up life
me: hey jessy, hows life
jessy: FUCKED UP!
by C.A.O.L February 15, 2022
mugGet the jessymug.

Eh jessie

Yeah, this is how it is, so get used to it. Also, means oops sorry.
I just peed on that guy by mistake..."Eh jessie."
by whitey88 January 27, 2009
mugGet the Eh jessiemug.

pull a Jessi

when you do everything besides have sex with a man.
“dude did you really fuck or did you just pull a Jessi?”
by butternut235 January 19, 2024
mugGet the pull a Jessimug.

Jessie m

Jessie m is ONE of a kind she is nice and funny and pretty and harmonious and I love when she sings or parody’s songs or just lives I LOVE HER dearly I love when she speaks to me and I love speaking to her she’s the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before I sleep she’s in my dreams and always in my heart I don’t understand how anyone could possibly think of her any different I love Jessie m
{person 1} Jessie m is over there

{person 2} what’s she up to
{person 1} I don’t know she seems to be awfully close to that dead cat
by Ollieotto September 20, 2023
mugGet the Jessie mmug.

Jessy

Jessy will whoop your ass. Or hug you. It all depends on you. You give respect, you will be respected. He sees through your bullshit and posturing. Leave your ego at the door. Hard exterior, intimidating, loud, outgoing, life of the party. Very charismatic and charming. Ladies Jessy will make you forget everyone before him. Jessy also loses interest quickly. So don’t get comfortable, he was drawn to you for a reason. Don’t get lazy. At home he’s quiet, deep in though, often seems like he’s somewhere else. He’s caring, romantic and an over thinker. Fiercely loyal, aggressively protective and fearless. He doesn’t pick fights or look for confrontation, he’s quick to end them though.
Jessy is the man!
by Annabananna99 November 25, 2021
mugGet the Jessymug.

Jessie Roe

Amazing funny guy who can't get anough weed
he can be a manwhore at times

but all the ladys love him
by melllons December 7, 2011
mugGet the Jessie Roemug.

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