Jellyfish

An American politician who has no solid stance on political issues. They constantly change their views and opinions. They'll say one statement than say the opposite later on, without justification or reason. This is usually a maneuver many politicians make to garner more votes.

Famous examples of Jellyfish include:
-Hilary Clinton
-Donald Trump

Politician: "I support gun control."

Politician literally the next day after : "I am against gun control."

Voter: "Don't support this guy, he's a jellyfish."

by MatthewX October 10, 2016

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Jellyfishing

When a male goes a week without showering before walking waist deep into any body of water that has fish and flops his dick from side to side trying to catch a fish

Two weeks ago I went jellyfishing and my dick still hurts

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

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It's a SEA CREATURE you idiots. It has absoloutely nothing to do with sex or drugs you dirty minded little ratty losers. Unless you are a toddler you should know this.

I saw a jellyfish at the aquarium on Saturday!

by SLAY!!!! March 29, 2023

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