jailbait

1) An underage girl. From the punishment for statutory rape (i.e., consensual sex with a minor or mental defective being considered technically illegal if not in poor taste) being a felony charge that carries prison time.
2) A juvenile delinquent or repeat offender, from their taste for getting into trouble, their constant trips to prison, and the fate of the silly bastards when they get there.

1) The rule with jailbait is that 16 will get you 20.
2) "Jake got sent up for dealing crack to schoolkids again? Man, that dumbass jailbait thrustbucket must like prison food and free orange jumpsuits."

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

jail butter

The puss from one's ass blisters that has the side effect of providing lube for one's repeated anal rapings.

"After the first few days, I was producing enough jail butter to make the experience of anal prison rape more livable."

by Stephen in Houston March 12, 2008

jail hair

Color-treated hair with at least 2" or 3" of contrasting natural hair color "roots" prominently visible - especially blond hair with dark "roots". Typically observed in newspaper photos of individuals, most frequently women, about to go on trial after spending a few months in jail without access to hair color. Also observed in Wal-Mart and grocery store checkout lines.

Check out that jail hair - I always suspected that she was a bleach blond.

by eniprol February 2, 2013

Twitter Jail

Twitter Jail is no tweeting if you've reached the limit of 100 tweets per hour/1000 per day.

You can access your page, you may not post publicly for a specific period of time. Anything from half an hour to a few hours.

Im stuck in Twitter Jail now i have to find something else to occupy my time, Checking myspace messages, online bloggs, Facebook , Socializing, Working, Chores, Taking care of your children, Cooking,

by Mizzsugahips August 28, 2009

JAIL BAIT

A girl that is entirely too young for the guy she's tryna holla at. She usually lies about how old she is. say for instance she's 15, she'll say she's 18 or 19.

say nigga look at Chris' lil' sista, she fine as hell aint she? yeah nigga but she only 14, oops JAIL BAIT.

by dallas chick 2004 March 9, 2004

jail rape

the worst thing alive. A jail rape is where you get ass raped by five convicts foot long dicks at the same time. In the end you get a pineapple shoved up the ass.

While I was in jail my friend got jail raped. Later I ask him about it and he said " They did him like a dog."

by cclark March 17, 2007

Jacily

(adjective) meaning perfection and amazement, the sensational feeling. when you feel ontop of the world and that nothing can stop you, no matter what. that intense feeling, butterflies, or adrenaline rush !

That rollercoaster just gave me the jacily rush when we hit 90 miles per hour!

His kiss made my heart race and this jacily feeling spread throughout my body.

I found these Gucci pumps online, and they gave me this jacily feeling because I knew they were meant to be mine as soon as I layed my eyes on them.

by otsegolake March 13, 2009