Rapper who took his name from the legendary phrase Jamaican judge Dareamahn Gareen used when asking for the jury’s verdict, witnessed while working as a bailiff for the court...all while not living anywhere near Jamaica.
GAREEN: has the jury reached a verdict?
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!
by Seewhatwhathappenedwas July 02, 2019
wanksta. Fake ass gangsta that aint popped shit, that aint shit to no one. ggggggggg- G UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
by trigger hillmore, from the ray team December 03, 2003
Ja Rule is nothing but a poser. In the early 2000's he tried to be like 50 Cent and Tupac but failed. He is nothing without Ashanti and is only Irv Gotti's little puppet. He's gone now, probably dead.
Me in 2000: Yo Ja Rule is SOO fucking gay!
Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame
Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame
by DizzyLizzy June 19, 2006
by iluvlesbians January 11, 2005
One of the greatest hip hop artists. The first person to combine hip hop/rap and pop. Released serveral hits around the year 2000 and stared in serverl movies.
by Sophear May 07, 2005
A very good rapper who is hated on by people who desperatley want to win affection from 50 Cent. Even though they will never meet 50 Cent they will buy a vibrator, and have "Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson" engraved on it, then stick it up their faggot asses while they suck their best mate's dick.
In conclusion, only diss rappers if you have actually heard a good deal of their songs, you ignorant motherfuckers.
In conclusion, only diss rappers if you have actually heard a good deal of their songs, you ignorant motherfuckers.
Fag #1: I hate on Ja Rule coz it might help me get to suck 50's cock someday.
Fag #2: But ya never gonna meet 50 so what's the point. Just suck on my dick.
Me: Yo faggot haters... (Shoots the faggot haters and cruises off)
Fag #2: But ya never gonna meet 50 so what's the point. Just suck on my dick.
Me: Yo faggot haters... (Shoots the faggot haters and cruises off)
by the wickedest September 23, 2006
The effects of a sacred herbal remedy (see weed) which may cause you to forget important dates - like your mother's birthday - but inspires you to make sick rhymes and tight beats.
Guy1: my bad for the deelay
i was makin music all day
on the replay
tryna make a millia
that's a milli-un
jus chillin havin fun
what you sayin hun?
Gurl1: Dayyuuummm!! That's some serious talent you got there homie!
Guy1: Na B, that's just the Ja-weed talkin!
i was makin music all day
on the replay
tryna make a millia
that's a milli-un
jus chillin havin fun
what you sayin hun?
Gurl1: Dayyuuummm!! That's some serious talent you got there homie!
Guy1: Na B, that's just the Ja-weed talkin!
by vibzKartel December 09, 2009