pet whore

someone and/or animal that requires your undivided attention and/or touch.

My cat is such a pet whore, she climbs and sits on me until i pet her.

by kgish September 25, 2008

pet kink

When petting others like a dog is your kink

Don’t kink shame my pet kink

by DaBestHyoom October 06, 2017

pet tie

Neckwear for an animal companion (usually a dog). A fashion accessory for a pet.

I saw a black dog wearing a red pet tie. Too cool!

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

pet the starfish

anal intercourse, touching of the anus with tongue,penis, fingers etc.

I positioned myself on my stomach with legs spread and asked Bob if he'd like to "pet the starfish".

by Crazy Ed January 15, 2007

heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

by Raddyator August 17, 2010

Neo pets

Funky looking creatures in the computer.

That neo-pet looks like my cats butt!

by Kilala April 24, 2003

Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

by tulanebringsthepain January 20, 2011