(n) In poker, a deck of cards that a player feels is not yielding an average number of playable hands.
by Coell May 13, 2005
When a fat girl gets dressed up in expensive clothing and walks(wattles) around as she pertends she's the hottest girl in the hood.
by sexyington January 09, 2013
Divorced female's. Howard Hughes definition of a newly divorced woman. Hughes apparently enjoyed to bed females of this sort. The term is similar to that sloppy seconds.
by Swanky Frankie November 22, 2007
Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.
“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John
by Fungoid August 28, 2020
by skegger March 27, 2005
Charlie has anger issues and a bad cough, so when the bag of cough drops wouldn't open on Christmas Eve, he knew he had to Deck the Halls.
by Senor Fuckwad December 03, 2020
Female masturbation. When a woman is rubbing her clit and labia in a repetitive motion with the hand flat in a way that resembles a DJ scratching a vinyl.
by jfray January 10, 2015