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iron maiden

Freaking Amazing band that I recently started listening to. I like most of their songs, but some favorites are: The Wicker Man, The Trooper, Hallowed be Thy Name, Number of the Beast, Afraid to shoot strangers, etc
OMG OMG OMG I want to go to an Iron Maiden concert!
by Karbon Kopy July 30, 2008
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Iron Man

To do something with great balls very quickly. You may little time to do it. Sentence must start with "Dude!"
Dude I have to go Iron Man my 100 page essay due in three hours.
Dude we bought hella pizza we have to Iron Man the rest!
Dude I have to go Iron Man my girlfriend tonight.
by hellafuckintoolbars March 5, 2013
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ipron

pretend to quit, but instead change your name and appear to be someone new.
hey guys, Aki said she was quitting, but instead she pulled an ipron.
by essencedef February 1, 2008
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iron maiden

A torture/execution device from Medieval Germany, which consists of an iron coffin lined with spikes on the inside of the doors. The doors were closed SLOWLY so that the accused criminal would suffer maximum pain and anguish, sometimes for days, before finally dying of the resulting puncture wounds and suffocation.
Legend has it that a German coin counterfeiter was sentenced to the Iron Maiden. For the last two days of his life, the forger cried in vain while the spikes went through his body.
by AYB July 2, 2003
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IMonics

The world already has ebonics
now it gets IMonics (I-monics, im-onics)- the corruption of the english language by text, instant message, forums, comments, personal web space, etc.

IMonics has multiple forms but is typically used to shorten communication and reduce characters required
- use of numbers for words or letters
- use of phonetic spellings
- use of generally known acronyms
- removal of letters from words

IMonics is not just characterized by this behaviour in specific forums but its continued use in other written communication outside of internet and text impacting overall spelling, grammar, etc.

Future generations will not see this as corruption but simply the evolution of the language with technology
l8r 4 IMonics
that IMonics wrd sux bcuz ppl dnt use IMonics
OMG Imonics jst nu way 2 dscrmin8 ppl
by testified January 5, 2007
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ironically named open society

"open" society is a nefarious project funded by spooky dude george soros to strip people of their ability to exercise their God given liberty.

The 'open' bit is the irony. Direct democracy only seems brilliant to the poorly educated. One needs a democratic republic and not a direct democracy to live well -- provided one's elected representatives are honorable, educated, and active in their respective faith.
You though the chairman was bad wait until you find yourself living under the ironically named open society.
by swiftly horked April 16, 2012
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ironic dancing

That moment when you're out clubbing and the music is so unbearable that you eventually decide to dance in the most idiotic way possible as a means of protest.
Hey dude, I really hate this music, maybe we should check out some other clubs...
- No way, man! This music is so bad, I just want to own the dance floor to show the dj that nothing can stop our dancing fever!
Yeah, you're right! This feels like an excellent time for some ironic dancing!
by Limoenen October 26, 2013
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