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Byron, Illinois 

Man 1: what is Byron, Illinois?
Man 2: it is a town in Illinois.

Palmyra, Illinois 

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.

Rockford, Illinois 

Crime-infested city in Illinois that has become a huge dump of shit nowadays.
Rockford, Illinois: Screw City is a fitting name

East St. Louis, Illinois 

An abandoned city that has become a huge shithole in recent years.