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id-ternet

The internet,basically social media in particular. A place where the worst aspects of human nature can run free and unchecked under the *guise" of anonymity.

Named after the "id", the psychoanalytical theory of Dr. Sigmund Freud which deals with the primitive instincts of humanity particularly SEX and AGGRESSION residing in the human subconscious. In a nutshell, all those impulses that a rational sane person keeps bottled up under the surface & a less ration, altered(see drunk, Ambien influenced, etc), or thoroughly unsocialized/unsociable motherfucker lets slip at key moments or on a regular basis when placed in front of a digital device.
A. "I got torn to pieces on (_____ fill in the blank with social media platform) because I a.) voiced an OPINION b. showed pictures of my kids, pets, favorite eating establishment c.) showed pictures of myself in a bathing suit!"

B. "What'd you expect?! It IS the "id-ternet!!"
by Shameus Shane February 3, 2022
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Id

Along with the ego and the superego, one of three components of the psyche
This game is stup-id
by Eljay12 November 21, 2023
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ids

ids is an alternative expression of "I don't <something>" derived from Amongus. This term was first used by Kingboogers. There are additional expressions such as wts (what the sus) and ns (no sus?)
by gqmpodr April 12, 2022
mugGet the idsmug.

crocodile ID

To check the sex of someone when gender is questionable. As did Crocodile Dundee in the 80s movies.
I saw this "woman" at the club last night. I was going to give her the Crocodile ID but she left with some dude. I guess I will never know if it was a man or woman.
by Hoorah John July 17, 2023
mugGet the crocodile IDmug.

id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.
Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.
by Eric Devlin December 13, 2008
mugGet the id-mongmug.

Id Scan

An id scan is a professional picture of an id.
by Grapics August 27, 2023
mugGet the Id Scanmug.

talent id

To judge a female based on looks alone
Let’s go to town and do some talent ID
by UrbanPC January 12, 2018
mugGet the talent idmug.

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