sister-husbands

Sister-Husbands
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz

Noun

A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each other’s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.

“Those two debate would skip coffee and then argue about pineapple on pizza while having sex on a public beach—they’re total sister-husbands.”

by bestbethedefinition October 3, 2025

Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog

When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.

I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.

by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025

Tinder husband

A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.

I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!

by TakYttiK May 3, 2020

husband

A married man considered in relation to her spouse.

husband.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Husband

To retrieve or act upon said requests from a wife

I told my husband, please pick up some Milk from the store!

by Jax1922 December 28, 2022

scarfy's husband

Scarfy's husband is Ornament :D

"Scarfy's husband is who?"
"Your mom"

by Bloody_teeth November 23, 2021

husband

A delivery driver who will dick you down and make you pasta.

“My food was exceptionally on time earlier when my husband came to my work after I requested lunchies.”

by Spinny Louise July 24, 2023