top shelf hottie

I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.

As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."

by strikeout October 24, 2012

SCOTTY TOO HOTTY

a former member of toocool, was wwe tag champions with rikishi, and called the worm

toocool member scotty too hotty

by nick November 1, 2008

Hottie With A Plumber's Body

A fat ass chick who thinks she is really hot, but in reality is an ugly choade.

Guy 1 (Joking): That Tina girl is such a hottie
Guy 2: Ya, A hottie with a plumber's body

by CoolIEj October 21, 2009

hottie hott hott

a member of the oppsoite sex that is extremely sexy; wootalicious

Joe is a hottie hott hott!!

by krisgan07 December 21, 2005

Hotty-Mc Hottass

Originated by Jessica and Lynn;
a word to describe the hottest guy in school... aka; Zach Markiewicz

Jessica: dude Lynn, check out Hotty Mc Hottass's ass!
Lynn: oh i know, and have you ever seen him wear those silky shorts? total package visibility!

by Sheebs December 13, 2004

Milk Chocolate Hottie

That shit you have after eating spicy food.

I just had the Milk Chocolate Hottie because last night I ate some 5 alarm chili.

by Patriasses March 2, 2015

uber von hottie

the alpha woman of any hot group of girls

1. wow - check out uber von hottie over there

by mstick September 22, 2007