holy infant

a school full of gay ass teachers and nuns with fucking retarded rules. Sr. Ro's rules include: high logoed socks, no highlights, no jewelry, no gum, no fucking freeedom...but some teachers are oook...(SHARON and JAMES JOSEPH)

Hey look at those logoed socks, it must be an h.i. guy

by dumbass April 10, 2005

holy guacamole

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.

Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)

by Omgeezus January 5, 2012

Holy Toledo

Most likely first used in the early 1900s, either refers to a sarcastic remark about Toledo, Ohio or originated from a realistic remark of the Holy city of Toledo, Spain. It is now used as a phrase, by Americans, if something is unbelievable, disturbing, or blows their mind. See blow your mind

Woman- Did you read in the newspaper that a grandpa got run over by his own car by a homeless bum he paid to fix it, and then the bum took off with it?

Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!

by DeJo August 28, 2005

Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity Refers to The Hottes/cuteness three men: Timothée Chalamet, Matthew Gray Gubler, and Harry Styles

OMG I would die to meet the Holy Trinity

by 2020 vision June 29, 2020

holy camoly

A spin-off phrase of Holy Cow, used to show surprise in a appropriate and clean way.

Holy Camoly! That cow is huge!!

by aok265 January 5, 2008

Holy Crack!

An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.

Holy crack! Look at Jessica's ass crack!

by Emo people suck February 5, 2008

Holy Grail

The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

by Keegster April 24, 2003