Heston Russell'd

The act of taking a media outlet to court for defamation (and winning) for blatently incorrect statements and/or lies

These wankers better hurry up and delete that post or there gonna get Heston Russell'd

by Zvenno October 31, 2023

Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.

You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.

by Ralph King January 11, 2010

Zack Hentosh

A man or boy who enjoys having his butthole fiddled with by other men

Look at Zack Hentosh, we heard about that night with "your boy"

by mershface May 21, 2013

Hot Hector

The act of masturbating in a small inflatable pool full of your own urine and floating pieces of poo. The act is generally considered to one of the more perverse, and sensually overbearing forms of sexual self expression. Nonetheless, high participation rates have propped up the inflatable pool industry for the last three property cycles.

Best performed outside on a nice day where the neighbours can see... and smell... and hear. Eye contact with passers by is strongly encouraged, but not compulsory.

The act is not to be confused with a Tepid Hector, which is essentially the same but with the important exception of being undertaken in an inflatable pool full of water, or some other non-urine substance.

DaveP : Hey man, why you pissing in that kiddy pool??

GreggR: I'm gonna do an epic Hot Hector. I just got laid off from my job at the Sunglass Hut, so I'm gonna fill this baby up with a thousand liters of evil straight from my kidneys and then I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money.

DaveP: Sounds wild. Are you pooping right now too?

GreggR: Yeah im serving up a hot steamy biscuit in there too. This pools gonna be grimmer than Dan Aykroyd's anus

by SlenderJed May 30, 2017

Finn Hatton

Crack pipe is life

Finn Hatton:Hey will wanna smoke out my crack pipe?
Will:Nah bruv

by Asian child1243 September 8, 2019

Bold heston

Bold heston is the opposite of brownyboy99

Hey have you seen bold heston they are super bold and the best twitter user

by Bold user October 8, 2020

Phill Henton

A name you call someone who looks like a hairy egg. This is also used to describe someone who is very hot. Relate to the context first.

Scenario 1 " See that girl over there she's a proper Phill Henton"

Scenario 2 "Say welcome to Phill Henton (laughs)"

by I am super homosexual September 27, 2021