1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
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Person 1: Dude, I just won the f***ing lottery!!!
Person 2: Helladank!
*highfives all around*
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Person 1: Dude, my uncle died this weekend.
Person 2: Well, helladank.
*sad, contemplative faces*
Person 2: Helladank!
*highfives all around*
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Person 1: Dude, my uncle died this weekend.
Person 2: Well, helladank.
*sad, contemplative faces*
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Adj. "hootie" is a modifier to the word "hella" and commonly used by Northern Californians (and a select number of Southern Californians who like to pretend to be from Norcal) to describe something that is "awesome" or "cool". This Phrase can also be used to describe something that is "crazy" or "off da chain".
Oakland is Hella Hootie cuz'!
Dat bitch was Hella Hootie in da sack last night dog!
All those buildings blowin' up in dat movie "2012" was hella-hootie bro!
That girl Sarah in Edmonton, AB is hella-hootie yo!
Dat bitch was Hella Hootie in da sack last night dog!
All those buildings blowin' up in dat movie "2012" was hella-hootie bro!
That girl Sarah in Edmonton, AB is hella-hootie yo!
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Get the snowball's chance in hell mug.Strip of dirt between the sidewalk and the street, notoriously hard to grow plants of any kind in due to several factors: lack of water, heat reflected from paved surfaces, foot traffic, trash, dog crap, and salt from winter snowmelt. Also called a tree lawn, inferno strip, devil strip and verge.
Most hell strips are public property that must be maintained by the property owner. That means the city can do whatever it wants to your hell strip - put in water and sewer lines or bus benches, pile snow on it, tear it up during street repairs and widening. In some cities you can be fined for not maintaining your hell strip, and in some HOA communities you must plant trees and grass in it and keep it watered.
The term is most often attributed to garden writer Lauren Springer, who popularized the practice of planting tough, drought-tolerant plants (including cactus) on hell strips. Now there are "planned" hell strip gardens offered by many nurseries.
Most hell strips are public property that must be maintained by the property owner. That means the city can do whatever it wants to your hell strip - put in water and sewer lines or bus benches, pile snow on it, tear it up during street repairs and widening. In some cities you can be fined for not maintaining your hell strip, and in some HOA communities you must plant trees and grass in it and keep it watered.
The term is most often attributed to garden writer Lauren Springer, who popularized the practice of planting tough, drought-tolerant plants (including cactus) on hell strips. Now there are "planned" hell strip gardens offered by many nurseries.
When I get done landscaping the yard, I'll think about planting the hell strip.
Most gardeners find their "hell strip" to be that spot next to the sidewalk or the street that people's dogs potty on and gets blasted with full sun from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. and the sprinkler system doesn't quite reach.
Most gardeners find their "hell strip" to be that spot next to the sidewalk or the street that people's dogs potty on and gets blasted with full sun from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. and the sprinkler system doesn't quite reach.
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