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Hate Shark(s)

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010
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Hate-Out

When your single and a hot friend of yours is mad at their boyfriend/girlfriend so to make them jealous they make out with you while they're still going out.
Guy 1: Dude! Me and Megan totally had a Hate-Out, because she was mad that Tanner was flirting with other girls!!!

Guy 2:Oh My God! Man your so freakin lucky, Megan is a total babe!
by A Lucky Beast April 18, 2010
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Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.
Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.
by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010
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Hate Poison

Hate Poison is a disease that can strike people when they least expect it. The symptoms of hate poison are extreme jealousy, extreme bouts of anger or sadness that are more intense than those on haterade, and foaming at the mouth with hate, and loss of appetite from too much hatin. Hate poison is a serious disease, so if you or someone you know is spreading too much hate. Tell them to go get checkout for hate poison. This message was brought to you by beware of the hate from the Haters Association of Hatevill.
That punk came down with such a bad cause of hate poison he didn't eat for a week.
by Donnie Storm April 11, 2014
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haemee

Haemee (혜미) is feminine name originating from Korea. The 혜 (hae) means bright, intelligent and 미 (mee) means beautiful and pretty.
It's very nice to meet you my name is Haemee.
by Heyitsme29 February 21, 2017
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HAREM scarem

The act of blowing raspberries through your facemask while debating the opposite sex.
Man I wish she could feel the negative vibest she gave off during my harem scarem.
by Murray the K July 27, 2020
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Hate Lurk

Secretly hate watching while someone does something that irritates you.

A hate filled, blood boiling stare you make unbeknown to the person it is directed toward.
As I sipped my morning coffee and stared out the window, I couldn't help it but to hate lurk as my methed out roommate tore up my vegetable garden.
by Xinf3st3dx77x June 30, 2021
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