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semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.
Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!
by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014
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to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal
high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society
by Sexydimma February 10, 2015
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anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .
Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017
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to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal
high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
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Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.
That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017
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Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration
Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath
by Donkey oak October 20, 2017
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K-hardstyle

When you hate kpop but loves hardstyle

when you take a random af kpop song and remix it into a hardstyle track so that it sounds better or doing a kpop track with hardstyle elements inside

the music world would be a better place if groups like BTS started doing hardstyle tracks cause why not?
Me : hey check this out i just remixed one of your kpop tracks

*listens*

Friend : wtf is this sounds worse than the original itself

Me : because i hate kpop so much that i just remixed this track to sound as hard as possible to call it K-hardstyle

Friend : fuck off
by nightxmared October 26, 2018
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