hamburger helper

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

by the hopwood June 25, 2009

Hamburgerman

A comic book character created by none other than ME, Joseph. In the comics, Hamburgerman originated as a Wendy's Classic Single. But he was then super-sized and became Hamburgerman, and gained super powers. He flew away and landed at the Burger Cave(Burger King) and dedicated his life to fighting evil. Some of the villains he has battled include the Super Fry, The Six-Dollar Burger, but his greatest villain is Pizza Slice. Luckily his trusty sidekick, Pizza Boy, is always there to fight and drive the Pizzamobile. Hamburgerman has starred in 6 ground-breaking, award-winning seasons and is preparing for a seventh.

Hamburgerman defeated the Six-Dollar Burger in Season 2 with his ketchup blaster.

by _Morpheus_ August 8, 2006

hamburger helper

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

by mgooch July 7, 2011

Hamburger

A handjob that is most commonly given by a student to their teacher or professor for brownie points. It is slightly less effective than a "cheeseburger" in achieving brownie points and is often referred to as a "handburger" as well.

Kat: Did you hear about how Garrett got an A+ on Dr. Cheekers's last biology quiz? Everyone else basically failed!

Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.

by GBoyofSV April 5, 2010

Greek Hamburger

Definition of a hairy vagina!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH.... She had one hell of a greek hamburger!

by krunchii June 12, 2010

Hamburger

A word ment to be shouted out. HAMBURGER. Another word for "god daymn" or "tight".
God daymn in any ways.
Tight as in when you say tight alone. Just tight like if someone say they smoked the best weed, you can reply with HAMBURGER.
Not tight as in "that ass is tight".
Then it would be HAMBURGER, that ass is.... HAMBURGER.

HAMBURGER, that bitch got the ass of cleopatra.

HAMBURGER, check out that tightass blunt.

HAAAAAAAMBURGER (announced Dhaaaaaymburga) i wanna get down with that ass

by mc identity of rap-battle.com January 9, 2005

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004