Hairy Ver'gery

1-Another word for a woman's genitalia, normally hairy.
2-A generic word used in place of most other words, normally as a joke. A derivative of this is to add 'ery' at the end of any word

1- Show me your 'Hairy Ver'gery'
2- Shut it, you Hairy Ver'gery
- Shut your Hairy Ver'gery
- Let's get out of this Hairy Ver'gery

by Tom & Jake August 2, 2006

Hairy Nun

When a girl bites your pubes and they go in her mouth, then she kisses you (were the pubes go into your mouth) then u spit them in her pussy

I dont know i just made it up '' Hairy Nun"

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by Hairy Nun October Sky is Gay April 2, 2009

Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009

hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

by Malleable February 9, 2008

hairy donut

1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.

2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.

"I got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot."

by Nigel W. February 5, 2006

Hairy Men

Men who are endowed with the gift of being extra hairy.

Kate faps all day to Hairy Men because she finds them sexy.

by jeremylol;D March 1, 2011

Dirty Hairy

When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job

ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning

by GMPinc June 27, 2009