A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter

The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.

My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!

by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025

Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.

Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!

by Eastm8 June 29, 2023

Legacy Haircut

Long, curly, or wavy haircut that is usually slicked back. You have to be good at life to have a legacy haircut, and you will get bitches with one.

Kyle: Dude did you see Evan's legacy haircut?
Ryan: Yea he's gettin all the ladies right now with that goin for him.

by Dr Mc Danglesauce June 21, 2012

Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber

Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut

by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021

Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

by Jung Top G December 15, 2022

Knuckles haircut

A haircut that makes somebody look like sonic the hedgehog.

Guy-He/she has a knuckles haircut, like knuckles the echidna from sonic the hedgehog.
Other guy-Man shut the fuck up, you get online and say shit about somebody, why don't you tell them about their knuckles hair?
Guy- I'm fuckin scared of him/her, why do you think I don't say nothing except online man? I'm fuckin scared to say the shit I say online in real life, I'm too embarrassed to do anything, fuck.
Other guy- Yea, you a fuckin racist hater, I knew it, you fuckin bitch.
Guy- Don't tell anybody I'd be too embarrassed.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2019