Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025

Gurt

Sybau

" YOGURT!"
Gurt - Sybau

by Kenneth Amos of Plymouth Pa May 2, 2025

Gurt

Something very smart but also very dangerous. Can be a modifier to clarify.

Being a stuntman is so gurt. G’he has a Phd in child psychology.

by voggsp April 21, 2025

gurt

gurt is based.

Person 1: yogurt
gurt: gurt
Person 1:gurt

by BlueYSusAmigosYT November 7, 2022

Gurt

Something that is very smart but at the same time it can be very dangerous.

Caps: I’m going to take 10 geebs
Kersch: What? That’s so gurt. Because it’s very smart but it can be very dangerous.

by 3geebprice April 29, 2025

gurting

doing something thats very smart but also very dangerous

me: yogurt

gurt: sybau
sybau: gurting

by Nnl April 13, 2025

Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023