Garden Gnomes

When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.

Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?

by Bob2332 April 27, 2009

Cabinet Gnome

Robin Cook

(until his resignation as Leader of the House)

Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Cigarette gnomes

A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.

"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"

"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"

by Tobacc co August 5, 2018

dvd gnomes

Small creatures that are never seen but commonly known for stealing DVDs.

They are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes.

"Have you see my "insert dvd name here" DVD?"
"No... I haven't'"
"Hmmmm..... must have been those darn DVD Gnomes again....."

by edgedogg December 17, 2015

Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011

Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.

Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022

Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.

Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.

by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012