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gnome dome

Getting dome (head) from the little gnomes who run around office buildings giving dome (head) to those who are in need of some dome (head)
Yo, I was about to pass out from boredom at work and and then BAM Gnome Dome!
by Evan C. November 28, 2007
mugGet the gnome domemug.

Garden Gnomes

When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.
Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?
by Bob2332 April 27, 2009
mugGet the Garden Gnomesmug.

Cabinet Gnome

Robin Cook

(until his resignation as Leader of the House)

Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
mugGet the Cabinet Gnomemug.

dvd gnomes

Small creatures that are never seen but commonly known for stealing DVDs.

They are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes.
"Have you see my "insert dvd name here" DVD?"
"No... I haven't'"
"Hmmmm..... must have been those darn DVD Gnomes again....."
by edgedogg December 17, 2015
mugGet the dvd gnomesmug.

Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.
Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
mugGet the Gnome Ridemug.

Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.
Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.
by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011
mugGet the Floor Gnomemug.

Volume Gnomes

The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.
I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.
by markvw59 September 26, 2012
mugGet the Volume Gnomesmug.

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