Garden Gnomes

When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.
Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?
by Bob2332 April 27, 2009
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Cabinet Gnome

Robin Cook

(until his resignation as Leader of the House)

Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003
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Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
by hasbinbad October 18, 2021
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Gnome Gnomerson

A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.
wow your as unfunny as Gnome Gnomerson.
by Urhooked2 September 27, 2021
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Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.
Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
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Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.
Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.
by Dr. Gnome January 01, 2012
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Poison Gnome

Closely related to poison dwarf, just a little cuter. Has a strange adversion to poles but does not have to be of the fishing kind.
Mike: "Hey dude, did you see the way Shabs acted last night?"
Fred: "Yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole"
Mike: "Friggin Poison Gnome!!!"
by Seanlene January 18, 2010
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