germany

a good place to visit;

Those Germans were nice when I visited Europe. Unlike those fuckin Parisians who stuck me with a huge bill when I was pissed on by my drunk-ass-sleep-walking friend who decided to drink a shit-load of heinikens instead of seeing the Eiffel tower and, he decided to pass out before going pee and ended up peeing on me at 2 in the morning and I ended up taking a thirty minute shower and thsoe fuckin Parisian decided NOT to put a shower curtain in our room and I got it all wet and the water leaked downstairs and those fuckers decid that I need to pay for the wet tiles event though the fuck-faces knew for a long time that the floor leaked. I hate Paris. But Germany I liked. They are nice in Germany.

by Tom has no names left November 9, 2008

Germineer

Also, "Germaneer"

German-engineered cars are said to have "Germineering."

As they were driving, Nick pointed out to Carlyn the superior Germineering of her Volkswagen Beetle.

by DrivesABeetle January 20, 2009

German Fudgesicle

The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.

Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.

Me and bill gave that bitch pat a german fudgesicle last night, man she sure loved it!

by Dr.PhillyBlunt November 29, 2011

German Tickler

When 2 or more Participants of a Orgy have ungroomed pubic hair, causing them to tickle the other's genitalia.

Brittany: I don't shave, sorry....

Mark: Neither do I, maybe we can have a German Tickler.

Brittany: Great idea!

by redwingskings March 4, 2012

german curve

The curvature in a male humans penis caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. The cells on one side of the penis break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the penis's cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.

Jared: So I met this guy named Tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. Finally, I got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before I started sucking his dick I realized that I couldn't suck it because it was too curved over to the right. It was massive and I know I couldn't take it but I did my best anyways. It was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.

Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!

Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!

by Dandylion1504 January 4, 2014

German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.

Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.

by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016

Garmony

The harmony of beep-tones heard when the GPS devices worn by runners during a race all sound out their alerts at certain pre-determined mileage points

The garmony at each kilometre of the marathon encouraged me to run with joy to the finish line.
The atmosphere of the running race was enhanced by the garmony heard at the 2-kilometre mark.
I chose to spectate at the 5 kilometre point of the marathon so that I could hear the garmony as the runners passed.
My perfect pace, form and cadence were celebrated by the glorious garmony heard at each mile of the race.
When my GPS watch did not beep during the garmony at the 1 kilometre mark, I realised I had forgotten to press the 'start' button at the start line of the race.

by WonderWordywonderWordy June 19, 2017