is when you place feces from your partner in a plastic baggy, freeze it, and then insert the frozen log into one of your partners' open holes
by Baku Panurple June 20, 2008
by Shredward Norton February 14, 2011
The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.
by Derpules February 26, 2012
An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.
by Dyonus09 October 07, 2009
I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there
by Diamonds21D December 30, 2014
The art of knowing how to be absolutely gay, so gay that you taught the lead roles of Brokeback Mountain how to be gay. So gay that you were the stunt double for BOTH of the actors. There is absolutely no one gayer than an XL Frozen Alex.
by Carc369 April 24, 2010
Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.
Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.
Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.
by LeilaSP April 09, 2019