friend

one who is on call to pretend they were out for drinks anyway

"Hey friend. I've got my crush with me. so pretend we were doing something anyway tonight so I can invite him."

by tweiss May 4, 2009

Friend

Someone who knowingly lets your peer through their window while they stick a dildo up their ass and doesn't call the cops.

If it was a stranger I would call the cops but because he's my friend, I will let him watch.

by godlike71717 November 6, 2009

Friends

A TV show where the main characters seek to bang each other. Eventually Ross and Rachel get it on in the bed. Then Joey screws Rachel. Then Monica gets in bed with Chandler on some vacation thing. During the scene, Monica looks under the bed. You can see the shock on her face as she lays eyes on Chandler's schlong. Chandler also gets very excited at Monica's funbags. You can see his boner sticking through the sheets. Joey and Phoebe just go and screw other random people that are in like 2 episodes. After the show they probably went and hat wild bestiality sex though. You could tell. In the end they had one giant orgy.

Friends is a funny show.

by XSGame September 22, 2005

Friends

you probably looked this up because you don't have any!

Mom:"Plannign on hanging out with any of you're friends today Hun?"
Son:"What friends,mom?"

by The stuff that I made April 11, 2017

Friend

Something that I don't have.

OH! And it's also someone who really cares about, respects you, brings the best out of you, someone who makes you smile, and listens to all your problems.

Friends make sure you DON'T get drunk... alone.
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

by Fanta7Lord December 26, 2017

Friend

Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.

If you weren't my friend, I'd fuck your mom

by Lozalad February 7, 2015

Friends

Hard to get, but easy to lose.

Guy: it's so hard to get friends, but I've lost most of mine easily

by Randomtrainer May 30, 2017