captain fluffypants

A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.

Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!
Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!
Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!
Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!

by Da Erikster December 16, 2008

fluffy puff marshmallows

fluffity puffity marshmellows!!!!!

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Fluffy

One of those short and sweet words that, although sound endearing (or confusing), is actually insulting.
Funny
Looking
Ugly
Fucker
Fuck
You

Bob - Go choke on a needle while eating out a porcupine!
Jack - Fluffy...
Bob - What the FUCK was that?! You're making no sense.
Jack - Funny Looking Ugly Fucker Fuck You.
Bob - ...Go shag a cactus.

by Maximus Erectus December 26, 2013

Fluffy Face

A Insult used when you are, High, Drunk, etc. The Word Means if you are so Drunk or High that your face becomes a cotton wonderland that feels good everytime you Touch it.

When Your Friends Say "Dude, im such a fluffy face right now."

by Awsomesauce Pat March 20, 2010

fluffy unicorn

A pillow or squishy pad that has had a phallus (eg. dildo, vibrator, etc.) attached to it for the purpose of masturbation.

"I walked in on Besty riding her fluffy unicorn over the rainbow last night. She didn't want any help slaying the dragon."

by prettyPrincess32 June 9, 2009

who let fluffy off his chain?

a term often used by primary school students which is the equivalent of who farted?

*strage smell in the air*
Lil Timmy: AWW! FESTY! who let fluffy off his chain!?!
Bobby: It wasn't me *picks nose*

by salmon_attack May 24, 2005

Fluffie [fluffy] [fluffies]

A girl between the ages of 21-25, no kids, living with parents, working a shitty go nowhere job. Spends too much time at the local bar teasing men for free drinks. Aptly named a fluffie because they tend to have sweet, wet, fluffy pussies that are hard to stay away from.

Fluffie : I turned 30 last week, its time for me to stay away from the fluffies and look for a real girl. "Fluffie fluffy fluffies"

by walter51578 February 4, 2009