Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.
Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!
by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022
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Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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bud flood

The act of shitting oneself upon drinking five or more bud lights in a sitting.
Ex. "Why were you in the shitter so long"

"Got the bud flood bruh"
"Oh. Gotchu fam."
by Zebrasnuggie April 17, 2016
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Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.
Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.
by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022
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Flood Juice

When your giving your woman a good lick, you hit the right spot and the flood gates open up.
When I gave my girlfriend head last night, her flood juice tasted amazing.
by Camobandit October 27, 2020
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Youtube Flood

A massive upload of a song/video on Youtube by many users in one day. Most of these users did nothing to help create the content but would like credit for being the first one to show it to you.
OMG skrillex just put a free track out on beatport... here comes the youtube flood.
by xXGhostmanXx March 15, 2012
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Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand
Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck
by officedaddy September 20, 2022
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