Russian Finish

When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.

Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.

by jinlongan February 25, 2024

Let me finish my fate

When someone has to finish something before they do something else

Wife:"Babe we're getting a divorce" Husband: "Let me finish my fate"

by StarkDanger February 17, 2025

Flint Finisher

To dump a load in a chick and using tap water from Flint MI as plan B

I came inside my tinder date last night, and had to give her a flint finisher because I was out of money

by fragilebastarad November 26, 2019

Finish the story

The most extreme way to say "good luck" to someone. Derived from the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes.

Mike: Finish the story, friend.
James: Thanks.

by nightmarejin December 24, 2023

Wizard Finish

when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.

I didn't have much time so I had to wizard finish before I left her apartment.

by Mememememememmemeemme em January 12, 2017

finish your business

Complete a dump

Johnny was playing with his phone in the bathroom. His girlfriend knocks on the door. "Hurry up, Johnny! Finish your business! I'm dying to go!"

by Space Quest January 7, 2017

Montecristo Finish

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.

I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.

by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021