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Fake Rake - when you get a blow job from someone wearing dentures and they drag their dentures across your cock.
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Legit Fake
The idea of an object involved with fraud being called into question by its creator. This object is named legitimately fake for the following reasons:
1) The creator intended it to be fake.
2) The creator intended it to be legitimate.
As a result of these two motives, the object in question must be placed under one rule. If just one rule cannot be met, then the object is subsequently deemed 'Legit Fake'.
1) The creator intended it to be fake.
2) The creator intended it to be legitimate.
As a result of these two motives, the object in question must be placed under one rule. If just one rule cannot be met, then the object is subsequently deemed 'Legit Fake'.
Dean: 'I just bought this popcorn from Tesco, but it said Netto Exclusive.'
James: 'That's legit fake.'
James: 'That's legit fake.'
Legit Fake by Rotherman August 21, 2012
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She's a fake bitch because she was just talking about her and now she acting like they are best friends.
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Fake Michael Jackson Fan
A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.
These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."
Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.
Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.
The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."
Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.
Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.
The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):
Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?
Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3
My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?
Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3
My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
Fake Michael Jackson Fan by FakeMJFanHater July 15, 2010
Fake Stoner
Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.
Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!
Fake Stoner by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013
50 yard fake
50 yard fake by Action Lutherwood January 13, 2004
fakefire
fakefire by Master Queef February 3, 2008