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seven ply enema

when you're skateboarding and doing a flip trick or other critical maneuver and you land with the board standing straight up into your ass, sometimes it bleeds, thats why its called a seven ply enema.
dude, i was trying to kickflip the 10 stair and got a seven ply enema, it ruined my session.
by lgskater September 30, 2009
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Cup of your enemies ashes

A conquer-all, can be used in 99.9% of all situations. Known to explode when one Cup of your enemies ashes is thrown at another Cup of your enemies ashes. The name of the product should be bolded whenever possible.
Itchy? Pour Cup of your enemies ashes on your bedsheets. You have conquered itching!
by birchofacookie June 18, 2010
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fuck your father's enemies

a daily expression in Turkey which means "i agree with you bro" in an informal way, mostly used in between close friends.
the real meaning is "enemy of even your close one's enemy is my enemy; we are on the same side"
a: ...that's what i think.
b: fuck your father's enemies bro.
by urbanturk September 6, 2016
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Gas Enema

The process of filling up your gas tank when the price per gallon is above $3 per gallon. At that price, you may as well take the nozzle and stick it up your ass.
I couldn't even sit in my car after the gas enema I got at the gas station. F*&king oil companies!
by TJinDenver October 23, 2008
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iPod Enema

The act of completely wiping an iPod and putting completely new or different music on it, typically out of music boredom.
Man, I'm so sick of listening to (x band), I think I need an iPod enema
by phenobarbiedoll October 1, 2010
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Seltzer Enema

An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.
Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.
by Matty Lin January 24, 2009
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enemy

sum1 that u despise and is the oposer of wot u believe in, often an ex friend
neds, nicola boyle and mr mcniel
by steph (nambar wan!) May 24, 2003
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