EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.

*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

Empty Ketchup Bottle

The Empty Ketchup Bottle is when a girl queefs while on her period, giving the visual and sound of an empty ketchup bottle

She queefed and shot blood over her pants like an empty ketchup bottle.

by NJMike October 7, 2012

empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011

Empty Promise

Eating while defecating, particularly when planned and intentional

“Did you make a bowl of cereal before you went to poop?”
“Yeah, just a quick Empty Promise”

by PercyP September 24, 2018

The empty soda can

After creaming in a girl you douche out her vagina. Then you drink the liquid from the douching.

I just gave my girlfriend the empty soda can.

by dlanodJ January 13, 2009

Phil N. Empty

A person who has to constantly get more food & drinks and go to the bathroom during a movie.

Hey, Phil N. Empty, sit at the END of the row, NOT in the MIDDLE, okay!? Why come to the Theater? You miss half the movie, and fuck up other people's experience as well. Rent a video, sit at the end, or keep your holes shut for 2 hours.

by Ann Oydd, sitting in YOUR row July 9, 2006

Emptying your cache

Cumming on someone.

Sperming in/around somebody.

"I emptied my chache all over her face."

"don't suppose you fancy emptying your cache all over my balloon knot?"

by Peggysue April 28, 2009