Eli

A fat vampire like creature that takes the form of humans in order to get closer to their pet cats whom Eli sucks venom from. The Eli usually takes the form of an average kid who constantly tries to flex how much he goes to gold’s gym.

Dude your such an Eli get away from my cat!

by DashCash December 20, 2019

Eli

Eli is a little annoying shot you never want to get friends with because he never shuts up

Hey look it's Eli, he's an annoying shit

by Notcoolkid101 November 12, 2019

Eli

The giant thing sucking your dick.

You little shit there is an Eli on you!

by 123 as easy as dick November 16, 2019

Eli

Lmao what a fucking loser

Eli

by yourmom696969420420 September 27, 2020

Eli

Eli is the tyoe of that that will break your heart and not care at all. Someone who only thinks of themselves and no one else. He could care less about your feelings but expects you to care about his.

Damn, Eli broke my heart again but I just can't leave him!

by Therealtruth.org August 19, 2019

Eli

I know this one guy named Eli. And let me tell you, he is the worst person EVER. He doesn't believe in vaccines or covid, he constantly takes off his mask indoors, and he is really dumb. Im sorry to every single Eli. Elis are really cool so im sorry from the bottom of my heart.

P.S.
He picks his nose too.

Person 1: "I love most Elis, but this one is no no"
Person 2: "yeah..."

by Luciana1234 March 9, 2022

Eli

A guy who will always have your back and is very loving and kind. He will always make you laugh when you are sad and hold you when you cry no matter what. He's usually a stoner that rides a skateboard and is a little protective. He has a one track mind and gets passionate about subjects he cares about to the point where it gets annoying. He is the kind of guy you don't wanna live without.

FRIEND: why are you so happy
GIRL: I was just talking to Eli

by i_like_dick_2000 December 6, 2018