So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
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Get the Evacuate and Ejaculate mug.The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
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Dude I met that girl Susan last night, we ended up pullin the ole' Sternutation Ejaculation, it was stimulating...
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When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.
When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.
I heard “Your mom looks like a whore in those shorts” coming out of my mouth when it wasn’t supposed to, hence a mouth ejaculation.
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