Squiddly-Diddly

The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid

“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”

by Thechanks October 2, 2017

squidilly diddilly

A word commonly used to refer to a wet penis or like objects such as cooked spaghetti.

Im gonna go to the park and a squidilly diddilly.

by Slacc October 21, 2018

Dang Diddly Darn it

The most whitest and country way to say “oh shoot”. Can be used angrily or in a joking matter depending on tone.

I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Dang diddly darn it!

by Horton_Hears_A_Who November 7, 2019

skittle diddle decimal system

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama February 17, 2020

The Diddler

Diddle Kid’s arch nemesis

Dan: “the town is being held captive by the Riddler

The Diddler: No it’s not, it’s me, the diddler!

by Mememan64 October 28, 2020

Flidder Didder

A southern statement used as an alternative to "oops."

Aww Flidder Didder, that ain't good.

by A Southern Fella December 18, 2020

Child Diddler

Child rapist/molester

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy

by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 8, 2022