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Donner (also donner kebab, donner meat) is a 'meat' served in take-aways across the United Kingdom. It is often characterised by the image of a large slab of unrecognisable greasey brown meat turning slowly on a heated grill, often accompanied by a pair of large sweating onions.

The reasoning behind it's name is unknown, but it is thought that the term 'Donner' is of greek descent, but it's meaning remains a mystery. Others believe that it got it's name from the first ever batch created, which was by a cannibalistic man who mudered his wife (donna) and turned her into a kebab.

Donner meat is a firm favourite with the drunken hoards which amass from various student bars after closing time, for example 'Footage'. Due to it's appealing low price and easy dispensation it goes down well in such situations. The favoured venue for the consumption of this urban delicacy is Abduls. Abduls is a kebab house of legendary status and those who ever visit Manchester must experience the grandure and largesse of this eatery and the finery of it's cuisine.

Although the chemical and genetic make-up of the 'Donner Meat' itself is a mystery to modern man, further studies have shown that it actually does contain meat.

The thought ingredients of donner meat are shown below;

- Lamb (processed from reformed cuts of low grade meat, possibly including offal)
- Chicken (see Lamb)
- Dog (mainly previous RSPCA animals)
- Pigeon (of the city centre variety)
- Rat (of the sewer variety)
- Sawdust (often pine)
- Bone Chippings (possibly from meat or possibly from unfortunate slaughterhouse staff members)

Donner meat is proven to provide absolutely no nutritional value what so ever. It is recommended that you eat it with caution as it contains a lethally high dosage of saturated fat, salt, and other toxic substances.

Trials have shown that obsessive consumption of donner meat with accompanying alcoholic beverages can cause devastating effects to any mortal being.
Drunk(1): Yo lad are you gonna go to abduls and get a donner kebab you swine!

Drunk(2): Aye lad, I am.

Drunk(1): This donner is filth lad why did I pay £3.00 to abuse my internal organs.

Drunk(2): It's the law lad.
by S. Ladavooch April 30, 2006
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Members any authoritarian figure, including government people, police and corporate management - possibly in some cases only including those on the front lines of population control (police, the media, your boss, your spouse, your parents, teachers, security guards, parking attendants, etc.).
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Downriver is an area that's essentially a dingleberry hanging off the ass of Detroit. To break it down by city, River Rouge is basically detroit. Ecorse is also basically like Detroit, but with less burned downed houses. Melvindale is a tri-fecta of trashy white people, Arabs spilling over from Dearborn, and Mexicans on the come-up from Detroit. Dearborn can be broken down into two parts: East Dearborn is essentially ISIS, and West Dearborn is a little nicer, but still ISIS. Dearborn Heights is a combination of Dearborn and Taylor. Taylor is full of super trashy white people, rednecks, whiggers, and promiscuous young teenagers, the girls there are known as "Taylor Girls" meaning trashy white ho. Inkster is ghetto. Romulus is ghetto farmland. Lincoln Park is shitty and is filled with wannabe thugs and Mexican families. Allen Park is decent, but is slowly being bufu'd by all the surrounding cities, which are the latter. Wyandotte has an artsy fartsy downtown, but too many thug wannabe's from Lincoln Park have spilled over there, putting it on the decline. Southgate is decent but not great. Riverview is "meh." Woodhaven is a decent place to live, a lot of white people, but some arabs have fanagled their way in there. Trenton has a lot of old and slowly dying white people and a lot of young douche bags. Grosse Ile is 90% wannabe rich people and 10% actual rich people. So to sum it up, downriver is a crappy suburb south of Detroit filled with blue-collar workers who can't get out.
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