douchebag

A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.

Cathie, you are such a douchebag!

by cthompson912 June 30, 2010

douchebag

A bag used to hold one or more douches.

I bought so many douches, I needed a douchebag to carry them.

by ibuprofen May 18, 2009

douchebag

Pretty much just another insult, refers to a vagina cleaner,

One of the most ineffective insults I’ve ever heard, I can't take someone seriously when they say it.

Commonly used by Americans

me: so I tripped over at the party, luckily your girlfriends tits broke my fall

Sam: you're a douchebag

me: really, that's all you’ve got to say

Sam: yeah don't say that about my girlfriend you douche

me: well anyway after the fall she asked me to get my dick out for her suck on a bit

Sam: get fucked you sad cunt

me: that's better

by frankonera September 5, 2009

douchebag

1.A word that is used to replace any noun, adjective or verb also can be shortened to "douche

1. Oh man this guy's a douche
2. go douche yourself
3. what a douchebag of a situation
4. Hello my name is johnathan fesiwinkle, i sure do enjoy douche cakes

by Time scit October 13, 2003

douchebag

a female that has sex more time in a month then there are days. And who has a huge vagina

Man, Shes a douchebag

by g-piiimp July 2, 2007

douchebag

-your boss
-the prick that cheats on your girlfriend
-someone who puts their flat cap hat backwards
-someone who poses like a thug in solo or group selfies
-a worthless asshole
-someone who thinks they're better than people

Can you stop being a douchebag, it's pissing me off.

by xilvergman February 10, 2015

Douchebag

Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.

No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.

REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!

by AMERICAN IDIOTTTT July 5, 2010