Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.

Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.

by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021

Fiery Dorito

Girl eats a shit ton of laxatives after eating a bunch of Mexican then Engages in sexual activity's with a male then when the girl needs to shit, she shits on his nose causing a hot shitty nose.

Julia: Hey baby, i want to have sex with you baby then im going to give you a fat fiery Dorito.

Greg: Oooooooo yeah mummy i love that, that makes me so bricked come suck this long ass shlong.

by BigChodeChad June 23, 2025

Dorito Sauce

Diarrhea shit...

...Damn you want Dorito sauce in your mouth buddy kid pal!!!
Created by Flex, Rug, And Mystic some random day in 2019

by flexzywek September 12, 2024

Doritos

A great tasting brand of chips. Also MLG.

I love to eat Doritos.

by MOTHERF***** July 18, 2017

Dorito roulette

A group of men take turns to ejaculate and put it onto a dorito tortilla chip! The last one to come has to eat the fully loaded dorito!!

Man, I had to eat a real cheesy dorito roulette last night at Daves stag party. WICKED!!!!

by Tent peg February 21, 2017

Doritos

A huge penis

I bet that bag of Doritos would fit nicely in my mouth

by Effin eh March 26, 2025

vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 2, 2023