Dong Hater

A person that's not interested in cock

Hey bro, look at those two dong haters.

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

shit dong

when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle

oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong

by average discord mod April 26, 2023

Long Donging

A right royal deep dicking of ones sexual partner

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in

by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021

Dong Slap

verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms

Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag

Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.

by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004

Dong Dance

Intended for males only, or transvesties:
While naked, one shifts one's hips repeatedly side to side, until one's genitals catch up with the momentum, creating a loud slapping noise against the side of one's thighs

Gilbert was suddenly slapped when Caroline asked him to dance, and Gilbert showed her the Dong Dance to impress her

by Tbizzle April 21, 2004

Doodle dong

A disapointing cheese doodle shaped penis that curves downward when erect

Jimmy rubas's doodle dong is so terrible that i bet he could fuck his own asshole.

by Steve Siciliano December 12, 2004

Donkey-Dong

A freak. A "human" whose phallus is thrice the size of any mortal man. A legend whose extraordinary penis size is matched only by the size of his muscles.
One who fits the characteristics of "Donkey-Dong" also typically doubles as a Chief-Potowatome.

Rob is the Donkey-Dong.

by Jeff John April 6, 2004