Dong sneeze

Euphemism for ejaculation.

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice

by 535 March 7, 2011

shit dong

when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle

oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong

by average discord mod April 26, 2023

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020

Mister Dong

very smexy maths teacher oh yes

Matthew: do you have mister dong for maths???
Zayne: yes isnt he wonderful

by [e-mail] October 11, 2021

Long Donging

A right royal deep dicking of ones sexual partner

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in

by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021

Dong Slap

verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms

Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag

Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.

by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004

Dong Dance

Intended for males only, or transvesties:
While naked, one shifts one's hips repeatedly side to side, until one's genitals catch up with the momentum, creating a loud slapping noise against the side of one's thighs

Gilbert was suddenly slapped when Caroline asked him to dance, and Gilbert showed her the Dong Dance to impress her

by Tbizzle April 21, 2004