Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.

Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.

Homeless Scuba Diver by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011

Cockpit Dingle Diver 

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

Cockpit Dingle Diver by z4120 March 19, 2017

The Green Diver

A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.

Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver

The Green Diver by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

Suicide Sky Diver 

The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.

I brought that girl home from tumbles and she let me hit the Suicide Sky Diver.

Suicide Sky Diver by BC694 February 24, 2025

Bergami Dumpster Diver 

The act of letting your friends gangbang a girl anally, shoot loads, and pissing inside of her. Then, you proceed to go tongue-first straight into the chocolate starfish, while she poops in your mouth.

Dude, are you good? You've been throwing up all morning.

Yeah, man, I was a crazy Bergami Dumpster Diver last night. My tongue got so much semen and shit, pretty sure she must've had tacos.

Bergami Dumpster Diver by Hepatitis C Lover September 4, 2025

Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway 

REDFYP is a youth club for future car thieves, burglars, rapists, drug traffickers, pedophiles, cock suckers for crack and common criminals in Los Angeles County. It’s regarded as a training program for criminals and a provider of job security for law-enforcement of all levels for decades to come.

BREAKING NEWS: The serial pedophile labeled “The Night Stroker of Los Angeles” was finally convicted today. Fun fact, he was a graduate of the Los Angeles County DA’s "Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway” program back in 2021.

Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Diversity pimp 

Like the poverty pimps who pimped the poor for their own enrichment through bogus social programs, diversity pimps are high priced consultants who make money from foundations and governnment for conducting pointless "diversity audits" or research on diversity, presenting "diversity training" . . . using up any money that might actually have gone towards helping communities of color or other identified populations.

An example of a diversity pimp is a consultant who conducts "diversity audits" for companies, foundations or universities, or a diversity consultant who facilitates "diversity conversations" or does diversity training.

Diversity pimp by TofuGirl January 23, 2010