dirty fidel

Variation of the "dirty sanchez;" immediately after fisting one's partner, the fister takes his or her hand and wipes in across the lower half of the fistee's face, resulting in a thin shit-based beard that causes the the recipient's face to resemble that of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

Note: More fecal matter is required for this particular act than for the closely related "dirty sanchez;" it is thusly recommended that the recipient preferably have a sizable crap on deck; or more conveniently, perform this act immediately following a cleveland steamer, or any other act that requires excrement to be evacuated from the body.

One time I gave this slut a dirty fidel . . . it made me want a cigar and a plane ticket to Havana.

by senorguitarra September 5, 2008

Dirty Eel

After the completion of anal sex, remove the condom and slap your partner in the face with it.

After a rousing session of anal sex, Trish was looking forward to some cuddling but instead received a dirty eel.

by Gene Staley June 9, 2005

Dirty Fisher

When a guy throws up in a girl’s mouth while kissing her or chums in a chick’s mouth.

My buddy and I were drinking (Heavily) at a bar one night in the keys after fishing all day. He started hitting on this pretty little girl. As they both looked deeply in to each other’s eyes, all of the people in front of the bar cheered and yelled "kiss the girl". He held her close and gave a long, deep, passionate kiss, but half way through, his shared some of his lunch with her. She ran over to the water hose to wash out her mouth and when she came back he tried to kiss her again. She was not in to it. We were later told this act is called "the Dirty Fisher".

by Big Jon 72 February 3, 2010

Dirty Connor

When you go balls deep and she says ouch

Dirty connors are my favorite

by Kassholelikesconnor April 15, 2020

dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

dirty corona

The act of eating raw bat while fucking an infected hooker from the province of Wuhan in which a cream pie is had followed by crushing a six pack of Corona Extra.

Kyle said fuck quarantine I'm about to have me a Dirty Corona.

by Savage86 April 1, 2020

Dirty Clark

Clarks have a baseball fetish and they stick baseball bats up their asses or others asses.

Hot girl: OMG CLARK STICK THAT BASEBALL BAT UP MY ASS
Clark: My name is clark, dirty clark.

by Bruh bruh omg bruh May 20, 2019