Dingle

A tiny piece of excrement that can get stuck in the hairs surrounding the anus while going to the bathroom, thus potentially becoming a "dingleberry."

Damn it! We're out of toilet paper, and I don't want the risk of a dingle becoming a dingleberry!

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

dingle berry

Small cruds that dangle from hair around anus if you don't wipe or shower well.

I had a hard time removing a dingle berry this morning.

by muyinteligente October 31, 2009

Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

by Tom Jickes March 4, 2009

dingle dandruff

dingle dandruff

What occurs after not bathing after having sexual intercourse. It is the crusty, dried cum that remains in the pubic hair.

No I won't eat you out. You've got dingle dandruff.

Nothing sucks worse then having dingle dandruff in your crustache.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 28, 2004

dingle-dangle

A type of blow job where a person puts a flacid penis into their mouth for the intention of oral sex.
They then wait for the penis to inflate in their mouth!

Dingle-dangles are commonly reminisant of 'shinkie dinks' those dinosaur sponges that grow in water

"Let me give you the dingle-dangle of your life, I would enjoy it ever-so-much!"

by bumjala May 30, 2006

dingleberry

A growth of accumulating particles in or around the anus causing "berry like" fruits to bear after prolonged growth. Usually occurs while camping for a duration of time. Similiar to a small brownish raspberry.

*often mistaken with feces, but is actually a seperate entity altogether

My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon.

by Samcorp December 28, 2005

dingle berry

Vin Diesel's career after "The Pacifier".

I would rather stab myself in the gooch than watch that dingle berry of a movie again

by Jay 'Goggles' Ivey October 14, 2006