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the part on a male used to fuck ho's...when stroked or rubbed it becomes hard and if continued it will skeet all in ur moms hot vagina...and it aint the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean...but u cant get to england in a rowboat
dude#1-whoa look at his dick

dude#2-i wonder wat he feeds it

dude#3-i heard he feeds it live rabbits
by onebigcracka April 26, 2006
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a greeting as in "yo", or "hello."
todd walks in a room, goes to his friend and says "dicks." his friend then rplys "dicks."
by poopmonster666 April 24, 2008
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1.Dick (n) -Used for reproduction, urination, etc.

2.Dick (v)- Usually handling someone elses property, without their consent.
1. Oohhh...man...my dick is soooo hard!

2. STOP DICKING WITH MY TOASTER!
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(N) A person with whom you are familiar. Used as a sign of affection
by jniz March 2, 2008
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position in the pole vault where you are belly to the bar and ready for a certain clear.
i wish my dick was as good as yours
by mocha joe homo April 22, 2011
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To be brushed up against with a guy's junk.
girl 1"EWW"
girl 2"What happened to you?"
girl 1"I just got dicked."
by humblebeee December 17, 2013
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Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.
by Cornish Chap March 18, 2015
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