dick

the part on a male used to fuck ho's...when stroked or rubbed it becomes hard and if continued it will skeet all in ur moms hot vagina...and it aint the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean...but u cant get to england in a rowboat

dude#1-whoa look at his dick

dude#2-i wonder wat he feeds it

dude#3-i heard he feeds it live rabbits

by onebigcracka April 26, 2006

dicks

a greeting as in "yo", or "hello."

todd walks in a room, goes to his friend and says "dicks." his friend then rplys "dicks."

by poopmonster666 April 24, 2008

dick

1.Dick (n) -Used for reproduction, urination, etc.

2.Dick (v)- Usually handling someone elses property, without their consent.

1. Oohhh...man...my dick is soooo hard!

2. STOP DICKING WITH MY TOASTER!

by Urcorin The Imp Lord of Krange August 3, 2007

dick

(N) A person with whom you are familiar. Used as a sign of affection

Sup,dick? What's good?

by jniz March 2, 2008

dick

position in the pole vault where you are belly to the bar and ready for a certain clear.

i wish my dick was as good as yours

by mocha joe homo April 22, 2011

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

a not dick

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016