dickhead

A male individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dildohead; see dildohead)

"There's a dickhead over there in his car."
"That dickhead is holding his dick to his head again."

by Darjamvan January 23, 2009

Blockchain Dickhead

When and individual is a dickhead and everyone discovers this at the same time and a consensuses is formed. Like the blockchain the opinion is immutable and cannot be changed.

Person A says "Donald Trump is a blockchain dickhead" and Persons B, C, D, E...X, Y & Z confirm through independent verification and say "Yes I independently verify this"

by MarioKart7 September 26, 2018

urban dickhead-tionary

A person who always brings up words he found on Urban Dictionary like s/he spent all night memorizing the whole dictionary

That one kid sitting by himself is alone because he is an urban dickhead-tionary.

by Chodeyjones42 April 20, 2015

Goblin Dickhead

Goblin Dickhead is used as an insult for underage parents who are on government benefits.

Look at that Goblin Dickhead buying her kids sausages rolls with her benefit money.

by OrthdoxNorman March 6, 2016

day of the dickheads

if you were born on december 8 you are a dickhead

day of the dickheads is when all dickhead were born, i was born on day of the dickheads.

by yournandotcomyournandotcom October 27, 2019

dickhead

1. Person with penis growing from forehead.
2. Person with a head resembling that of a penis.
3. Someone with a dick for a head.

by Roffonopolis June 1, 2003

moronic dickhead who apologizes

often someone who gets drunk and trys to make somone feel better but being the drunk retard that they are they screw things up worse than they are

harrison was a moronic dickhead who needs to apologize on friday

by Diana Devoe October 26, 2004