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Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)
by Mikey T January 28, 2005
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Primary Dealers

pri-mah-ree deel-errs
noun, rape.

1. A list of well-connected multinational financial institutions maintained by the New York Federal Reserve. When the Fed undergoes expansionary monetary policy (quantitative easing, open market operations, lowering interest rates, reducing the reserve ratio, printing money, inflation, communism, financial terrorism), the Primary Dealers are the first to receive this money, whereby it is promptly lent to the rest of humanity at interest, in the piss-on-me theory of trickle-down economics. Typically receiving dollar quantities in the billions and sometimes trillions, money given to these banks under guise of saving the economy retains its value to prop up the economy long enough for the Primary Dealers to derive value from this newly created fiat currency. Once the dollars reach the actual people in the economy, typically as presented by a populist-oriented central planning communal directive as espoused by a politician, the value of the dollars are reduced as a result of inflation not only by the arbitrary creation of these dollars by the compatriot-compliant Federal Reserve, but also of the fractional-reserve banking that lends out dollars whilst no money is in the vault for a financial regime looking for the next ruse to thieve even more money from the average working citizen.
As of December 30, 2011, the list of Primary dealers includes the following:

Bank of Nova Scotia, New York Agency
BMO Capital Markets Corp.
BNP Paribas Securities Corp.
Barclays Capital Inc.
Cantor Fitzgerald & Co.
Citigroup Global Markets Inc.
Credit Suisse Securities (USA) LLC
Daiwa Capital Markets America Inc.
Deutsche Bank Securities Inc.
Goldman Sachs & Co.
HSBC Securities (USA) Inc.
Jefferies & Company, Inc.
J.P. Morgan Securities LLC
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated
Mizuho Securities USA Inc.
Morgan Stanley & Co. LLC
Nomura Securities International, Inc.
RBC Capital Markets, LLC
RBS Securities Inc.
SG Americas Securities, LLC
UBS Securities LLC.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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What's this guy's deal?

1: When one does not quite understand a guy's deal

2: First used in Step Brothers by Derek's son while the family was eating dinner and Dale asked a question about Derek's story. Out of anger and confusion of Dale's stupid question the son muttered, "What's this guy's deal?", creating comedy legend.

3: Can be said in certain situations, such as: If a friend was doing something slightly vulgar and without purpose one might say, "What's this guy's deal?". Out of pure perplexion of that guy's deal. Commonly said to a group of people so perhaps one of them must understand.
Person 1: "Wow, Twilight was such a good movie. Full of inspiration of how the undead can still find love."

Person 2: "What's this guy's deal?"
by morganthegreat February 13, 2010
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dealer

That guy you need to hang out with more often.
Me: Yo, im tryna score some dro
Dealer: I got a 20 sac
Me: I only got 15.
Dealer:...fine
Me: w00t
by ayePor2guese January 27, 2009
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420 Dealer

A stoner who would not normally sell bud, but stocks up a week or so before 420, the international smoking holiday, to accommodate the growing demand for marijuana.
All my slingers are out of bud and i need to get high for April 20th! I heard Morgan's a 420 Dealer, we could definitely cap off him.
by morganazan April 28, 2007
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Deal or No Deal EXTREME

This is a game played by unusually reckless members of society in which the game of "Deal or No Deal!" is taken to the next level.

It involves taking small green and red stickers and covertly sticking them on members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex.

Green: Deal
Red: No Deal

If ever caught the usual plan is to lie through your teeth.
Man 1: Lets play Deal or no deal EXTREME on that woman

Man 2: OK

Woman: "Why are you putting that sticker on me"

Man 2: "Erm... I thought i saw it fall off and was sticking it back on again"
*Man runs away*
by Stratofortress August 5, 2007
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you figga deal me

Asking someone if they understand you. To ask if you are understood.
Hey Compton, you can't deal at my house you figga deal me?
by Kedy January 23, 2007
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